Headon - Apply Directly to Your Stupidity
63Headon Commercial on Youtube
Ever Wonder Why The Commercial Doesn't Say What the Product Does?
Headon, apply directly to the forehead... We've all heard the commercial. That one line repeated three times. We've been told these actors love the product. We've been told it's safe. And we've been told it can be reapplied as needed.
What we've never been told, is what the hell it's supposed to do.
And that is because the Better Business Bureau has told Miralus Healthcare, manufacturer of Headon, that they aren't allowed to make any claims concerning headache cure or help.
According to The Washington Post, the Florida based company sold more then 5 million tubes of the product by September of 2006. Dan Charron of Mirlaus claims the company is using homeopathic principles, instead of actual medicine. However, Seymour Diamond, director of the Diamond Headache Clinic in Chicago and the inpatient headache unit at St. Joseph Hospital, has stated that the product is safe, but that any claim made that it actually works to cure headaches, is the product of a placebo effect. "I see nothing in this product that has any validity whatsoever," Diamond said.
Seth Stevenson of Slate explains that Headon made their infamous commercials in house, and have made advertising history with the experimental repetitious ad. I highly recommend you read his article for yourself, it's well written and very entertaining. But basically the ad in my opinion, is a testament to the stupidity of consumers, brainwashed by the repetition, assuming on their own that this product is for headache relief.
Headon contains mostly wax, a little menthol, and 2 inert plant extracts in such minute doses that they are practically nonexistent. There is no dosage, because there is no medicine. You can rub it all over your head all day long. Don't worry - it's safe. But don't think you're addressing your headache. Got pain? Stick with Excedrin.
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I can't believe I bought that stuff and tried it. I feel like an idiot!
I HATED this commercial!! And was always left staring at the screen asking WHAT THE HELL IS IT FOR? LOL
Thanks for the laugh!
Patty
Veronica, what about the one for scars? And I think there's another one for something else, but I can't remember.
What a brilliant marketing campaign. Making advertising history. Miralus walked away with millions.
Let's have drinks and dinner over this, and tip outrageously!
Dinner and drinks!!!! absolutely! Veronica, I don't know where you're from, but if you come to NJ we could go to the restaurant my mom worked at. EXCELLENT seafood! And a toast to my mom and all wait staff!
Sally, you game? :)
Patty
Next product BUTT ON. I'm gonna go to the kitchen and stir some up. Marisue
Veronica...Patty and I are Jersey girls. Perth Amboy is a mecca of great food and drink. Have you not been there?
Patty, of course I'm game.
Wow, this sounds great to me!
Sally, I knew you would be :)
Marisue, LOL LOL,,,,,you're a nut :)
Guess there are a lot of non-products just waiting to be marketed.
Donna
Let's see, we need to be creative with the ingredients...hmm butter - tobassco sauce -- soy, worchestire, ceyenne, chili powder -- a little parafin...
Head On works very well for me--I still use Excedrin or Advil or whatever, but the Head On cools my forehead and there is a subtle odor that is very soothing, like lavender or something. Seems like a lot of doctors say it is a placebo effect, but they obviously have not tried it!












Kathy 4 years ago
People who believe in this shit were those whose anscestors drilled holes in their heads to let the demons out.